I’m gonna go back down. You didn’t see this dress, Ok? Also you didn’t see it all you don’t know what is gonna happen next. We’re gonna roll the video and I come back out to scene for you and we’re gonna pretend like this never happened. Love you Brisbane. ..
So every now and then mostly family members ask the same bloody question. “Why are you single/ why don’t you have a boyfriend” well if you can find me a guy like this, then let me know…
I want to meet drug dealers, liars, cheaters, naive boys. Cocky, rude, self-obsessed, slutty know-it-alls. Ignorant, atheist pretenders. A boy who doesn’t return my phone calls, one that deletes my emails before reading the whole thing. One that checks out other girls when I’m around. Someone hypocritical and dumb. I want to be ignored, betrayed and degraded. I want a boy who uses me for sex. One that keeps me hanging around until something better comes his way. One that will put me down, point out my biggest weak-spot and lay it out in depth. Someone full of shit, who will constantly fight and nag with me day in and day out. Are there any boys this amazing for me out there?
I’d say call me, but you’ll probably say you will, and I’ll wait, then you won’t, which is perfect.